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Princess Bride Vizzini
“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia.’ But only slightly less well known is this: “never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.” –Vizzini, The Princess Bride [mp-cafepress store_id="princessbride" section_id="7378646"]
Princess Bride Miracle Max
“The King’s stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed!” –Miracle Max, The Princess Bride [mp-cafepress store_id="princessbride" section_id="7378647"]
Princess Bride R.O.U.S.
” Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.” –Westley, The Princess Bride [mp-cafepress store_id="princessbride" section_id="7378648"]
Princess Bride Fezzik
“Am I going mad or did the word “think” escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippotamic land mass.” –Vizzini, The Princess Bride [mp-cafepress store_id="princessbride" section_id="7378651"]
Twoo Love Princess Bride
“…Ven wuv, twoo wuv, wiw fowwow you fowever…” –The Impressive Clergyman, The Princess Bride [mp-cafepress store_id="princessbride" section_id="7378652"]
Kill Them All Spartacus
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Vote for Spartacus Merchandise
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Batiatus For Senator
“You, were nothing before me! I gave you everything. I gave you the means to accept your fate!” –Batiatus, Spartacus: Blood and Sand [mp-cafepress store_id="spartacus" section_id="7377315"]

