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“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia.’ But only slightly less well known is this: “never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.” –Vizzini, The Princess Bride [mp-cafepress store_id="princessbride" section_id="7378646"]
“The King’s stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed!” –Miracle Max, The Princess Bride [mp-cafepress store_id="princessbride" section_id="7378647"]
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